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Romeo and Juliet; The Comic ONE!

We all know that the famous novel of William Shakespeare has a tragic ending. But in this blog, we are going to find out the comic ending of this novel. I do not expect you to laugh or appreciate my blog but I just wanna’ express my ideas about “What if Romeo and Juliet will be created in the 21^st century style with a comic ending?” Probably, I can answer my own question by creating this blog.

This is where it all starts,

Romeo is going to Juliet’s tomb for he’s servant heard. While he is in the pathway to Juliet’s tomb he heard a voice, the voice of tybalt that is saying “Romeo, you Montague! You gay! I didn’t have a chance to say “goodbye” to my neighbor’s wife!” While Romeo continued to walk, at the horizon, he can see Juliet’s tomb and Juliet is opening her facebook account. When Romeo shouted Juliet’s name, Juliet went to her tomb and the laptop fell then Juliet’s account was seen by Romeo and Romeo saw a conversation saying “Call me? 7768-889-08 xOxO”.(While Call me maybe was playing..) Romeo’s face was awful. While crying in grief, Paris came.  Paris drew his sword but unfortunately, he drew a Barbie doll. After this incidence, they fought. While they are fighting, Juliet was capturing the fight using an iPhone. She posted it on YouTube and after a minute, it reached 1,000,000 hits.

After the fight, Romeo killed Paris, Paris was saying his last words, “Oh Romeo, You killed me, Oh Juliet, I have a confession to make……. I….am a ……g..ay!” Then Paris lost his breath. While Romeo was shocked for his actions, Juliet fell asleep again. Romeo was creeping around, lost his mind and even playing a Nintendo Gameboy. After his despicable actions, he thought of dying, he got a bottle and drank the liquid inside of it. He acted to be dead but he was not. He looked at the bottle and it was only an energy drink. For his anger for himself, he got the poison and drank it. He was dead, then Friar Lawrence entered the room. He saw the two dead bodies and captured a photo of it and made it a wallpaper for his phone. There are creepy sounds that Friar Lawrence heard, he dashed out of the room screaming like a gay. Juliet woke up. Juliet saw Jessica Sanchez singing “All my Life” and Juliet drew the dagger of Romeo and struck herself with it. But something happened, she was revived my Shrek and they lived happily ever after.

This is how I create a comic ending for Romeo and Juliet. Hope you like it! :P